We try something. We examine the results. We learn. We tweak. We move forward.
We expand. We contract. We shift. We reiterate. We get off balance. We find our footing.
We grow. We change.
We change. We grow.
Everything in life is in a constant state of flux and metamorphosis.
Our diet. Our relationships. Our work in the world. Our thoughts about mortality. Our patience. Our inspiration. Our art. Our cooking. Our bodies. Our outlook on life. Our anger. Our sadness. Our joy.
Every single one of us is a living, breathing piece of art that is forever a work in progress. Never finished. Always radiating a unique beauty at every stage.
Clean Food Dirty Girl is no exception. Yup – we have some big changes coming your way.
But before I get into that ball of hot, kinky fuckery sex wax (that exists, right?), I want to tell you that I’m wearing granny underpants. Wait. Nevermind. Scratch that – I thought we were going in the kinky direction. Let me try again. I want to tell you that our live Fuckery last week was awesome! The link to watch the replay is toward the bottom of this blog post.
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Okay – let’s talk about said Clean Food Dirty Girl changes and try to get the image of granny underpants out of our head.
Check it out.
Right now we offer two memberships. The Plant Fueled Membership for $20 a month (meal plans only) and the Dirty Girl Membership for $49 a month (meal plans + monthly trainings + email check-ins + $150 off our Plant Based Reset + discount on all our merch).
We are thrilled to announce that starting this week, we’re merging these two separate memberships into one membership.
It will remain the Dirty Girl Membership, but instead of $49 a month, it will now be $29 a month. We’re also adding something new which I’m ape shit excited about.
What this means is that starting next week, you will have access to the entire Dirty Girl Member shebang for $29 a month instead of $49 a month (drops mic).
If you’re currently a Dirty Girl Member, you’ll be paying $20 less than you’re paying now (sha-wing!).
If you’re currently getting the meal plans only, you’ll be getting the full on Dirty Girl Membership for just $9 more than you’re paying now. To put it into perspective, that’s cheaper than a decent bottle of wine (but what would I know about THAT?).
Here’s a list of everything you will have access to for $29 a month (starting next week).
- Weekly Plant Fueled Meal Plans
- Accountability Partner Program (this is new and I’m pee-my-pants excited about it!)
- Weekly Email Check-In (from me personally)
- Live Monthly Training /Inspiration / Q+A Party (via live interactive video broadcast)
- $150 off the live Plant Based Reset (starts in January/members price is $249, regular price is $399)
- 10% off all CFDG merchandise
This membership is month to month and you can cancel anytime.
We decided to make this change so that every single member has access to everything we offer at an affordable price.
We expand. We contract. We shift. We tweak.
We reiterate. We change. We grow.
We have learned a lot over the the past two years and nine months that we’ve been doing this full time, and one of the most important things we’ve learned is that the people who stick to eating a kick-ass, healthy diet are the people who have consistent accountability and support. The changes we’re making with our membership reflects this.
We’ll be temporarily closing registration through Tuesday October 4th and then we’ll open registration for the new Dirty Girl Membership on Wednesday or Thursday (5th or 6th).
If you’re a current Dirty Girl Member or you get our meal plans, you don’t have to do a thing. We will transition you over when your new classroom is ready next week. All of these details are in your classroom, FYI.
To find out all the juicy details about the new Dirty Girl Membership and to sign up to be the first to know when our doors open, bounce your beautiful self right over here.
Investing in your health is the best investment you can make. If you don’t have your health, all of the money in the world can’t do jack. Whether you join us or not, keep eating those plants, my dear.
We expand. We contract. We shift. We tweak. We reiterate.
We grow. We change.
We change. We grow.
Thank you for being part of this amazing community. You truly light up our lives and the CFDG community.
You can watch the replay of our very first live Fuckery below. It’s filled with all of my batch cooking tricks to help you spend as little time in your kitchen as possible on your batching day. It does contain adult language, so slap on some headphones if need be.
Did you know that you can make Steel Cut Oats in 10 minutes? This changed my oat game (not a game I even knew needed changing). Here’s the easiest and fastest way to make Steel Cut Oats on the planet.
Instant Pot Steel Cut Oats
Makes about 2 cups (445g)
1/2 cup steel cut oats (100g)
2 cups water (475ml)
1 cinnamon stick
1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract
Non-dairy milk (preferably unsweetened)
- Rinse the oats in a fine mesh strainer. Tap the strainer against the sink to remove excess water. Place the oats into your Instant Pot, along with the (fresh) water, cinnamon stick, and vanilla. Stir once.
- Lock the lid into place and make sure the nozzle is pointed in the “sealing” position. Use the “manual” setting and set the timer for 10 minutes. Use the “natural release” method when the timer is up.
- When all the pressure is out, remove the lid and stir. The oats will look super watery at first – this is okay – they will thicken as they cool. Allow them to cool completely before you store them in your fridge. Feel free to keep the cinnamon stick in your oats. It will continue to flavor them (just don’t eat it).
- Serve with berries, banana, toasted coconut, chopped walnuts and non-dairy milk when ready to eat.
Wishing you a happy week. May it be filled with honoring your metamorphosis.
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