Picking Your Nose is More Worthwhile Than Counting Calories + Cumin Orange Brussels Sprouts


There are many worthwhile pastimes.

Coloring, journaling, masturbating, meditation, yoga, knitting, reading, golf, batch cooking, watching House of Cards, picking your nose – lots of things.

Counting calories isn’t one of them.

Here’s why.

Dieting is an abusive cycle and counting calories is a mind fuck that fuels that cycle. It isn’t helpful, it isn’t healthy, and you deserve WAY better. Handcuffs might be fun in the bedroom, but not so much when it comes to our food.

When you count calories, you deprive your body of food. When you deprive your body of food, you get hungry. When you’re hungry and you don’t eat enough, you feel like shit. And prolonged hunger and feeling like shit will lead to scarfing down 6 egg rolls and an entire fucking chocolate cake because HANGRY.

There goes losing those extra pounds – the very thing that you were trying to do in the first place. If you’ve been on that ride, you know how it goes and you know it doesn’t end with loving up on yourself. It usually ends with you beating yourself up, being even more restrictive with food, and obsessing over the scale.

The body wants, needs and craves calories and nutrients. If we take off the handcuffs, get out of our own way, and eat nutrient dense food, the body will tell us exactly how many calories we need each day based on its changing needs.

In order for this to happen, we have to focus on the quality of the calories that we eat and not on the quantity of the calories that we eat. From a nutrition standpoint, one of the problems with counting calories is that it doesn’t take into account that all calories ARE NOT created equal.

Allow me to demonstrate.

Can you tell me what these two meals have in common?

1) One Big Mac and three Oreo cookies.
2) Two cups of steamed broccoli, one cup of brown rice, one cup of pinto beans, one sprouted grain tortilla and a quarter of an avocado.

From a nutrition and health perspective, these two meals are nowhere near equal. One is processed food, lacking fiber and nutrients, and the other is a fiber rich, nutrient dense wonderland, packed with vitamins, minerals and phytochemicals.

But to someone who’s counting calories, these two meals are identical because they have the same number of calories.

This demonstrates why healthy eating has nothing to do with the quantity of the calories you consume and everything to do with the quality of the calories you consume.

Sure – you could eat the first meal and get the same amount of calories as the second meal.

But the first meal will spike your blood sugar, be hard to digest, make you constipated, slow down your metabolism, and probably lead to high blood pressure, high cholesterol and insulin resistance.

The second meal is easy to digest, protects your cells from disease, it keeps your blood sugar even, it won’t raise your blood pressure or your cholesterol, it will make you poop like a champ, it will kick up your metabolic rate, and it will fill you up for longer.

Oh, and you’d likely have leftovers with the second meal because it’s so much food. So you’d actually be eating less calories but yet you would feel full for longer.

This is exactly why people easily lose weight when they switch to a Whole Food Plant Based diet.

You can eat until you’re full and totally satisfied at every meal and you’ll still be eating fewer calories as a result. You don’t have to try. You don’t have to think about it. What a breath of fresh air!

This is an easy enough concept to grasp, but the topic of counting calories is kind of like when my 7-year-old niece asked me to explain why my girlfriend is considered her aunt – it’s part of a bigger discussion.

When our purpose for eating goes from losing weight to eating for our health, a huge shift takes place and we end up redefining our entire relationship with food and what it means to be hungry and full.

  • We get in tune with our body and we trust ourselves to eat when we’re hungry and stop when we’re full based on the signals the body gives us.
  • We start to love and respect our beautiful body exactly how it is. If we lose weight, fine. If we don’t, it’s just as well. That’s not the point anymore. This is about feeling really fucking good for as long as we possibly can and being totally happy and satisfied in our body. This is about putting an end to beating ourselves up for not being perfect. We will lose weight as a result, but that becomes secondary – an afterthought.
  • We crave flooding the body with healing and protective nutrients, not starving it or depriving it.
  • We start to feel connected to the bigger picture of life, instead of staying stuck, head down in our calorie counting app.
  • We become truly satisfied when we eat. We don’t want more. We don’t want less. And we are thankful for every nutrient dense bite and how it makes us feel.
  • Food becomes a non-issue and we stop obsessing over it. We throw away our scale, because it finally clicks that the number on the scale doesn’t equate to your worth as a human.
  • We stop turning to food for entertainment, comfort and emotional support and start seeing it for what it really is; fuel for the body.

Food doesn’t have to be a constant struggle. If you’re willing to let go, hand over a little bit of control, and trust the process, the rest will fall perfectly into place.

Changing how, what and why you eat has the power to change your entire life. You can’t say THAT about counting calories.

Our weekly Plant Fueled Meal Plans are waiting for you.

These suckers will give you everything you need to eat for your health on a consistent basis. These plans focus on the quality of your calories and not on the quantity. You don’t need us to tell you how much to eat in one day. You are fully capable of doing that yourself, my dear.

Each week we give you a new Simple Meal Plan and a new Gourmet Meal Plan. Each plan is complete with a grocery list, a list of batch cooking recipes with the best order to make them, and instructions for 5 dinners to make with your batched items. All you have to do is decide what plan to cook, follow along, and feed your beautiful bod exactly what it needs and wants. New Meal Plans come out every Friday.

Have you always counted calories? Talk to me about it in the comments below!

Today’s recipe will flood your perfect body with protective nutrients aplenty. Here’s what my recipe tester had to say about it.

“Molly – my fellas who “HATE” Brussels sprouts totally ate this up …. they even had seconds.”

Toasted Cumin Orange Brussels Sprouts

Author: Molly Patrick


  • Two pounds Brussels sprouts before being trimmed


  • 1 teaspoon cumin seeds
  • ¼ cup tahini 55g
  • 2 tablespoons soy sauce
  • 1 tablespoon apple cider vinegar
  • 1 tablespoon lemon juice
  • 1 tablespoon water
  • Juice from 1 orange
  • 2 garlic cloves
  • 1 dried date pit taken out and simmered in water for 10 minutes
  • ¼ teaspoon salt

To Garnish

  • red pepper flakes
  • raisins
  • chopped almonds


  • Trim off the bottom of all the brussels and discard the outer layer. Place the trimmed brussels in a large bowl and run some water over them to rinse. Discard the water.
  • Use the slicing attachment of your food processor and slice all of the brussels. This will have to be done in two batches unless you have a huge food processor.
  • Place the sliced brussels into a large mixing bowl.
  • You will use the food processor to make the dressing so leave it out and don’t bother washing it yet.
  • Make the dressing by first toasting the cumin seeds in a dry skillet over low heat for about a minute until they are fragrant but not burnt.
  • Place the toasted cumin seeds into the food processor along with the tahini, soy sauce, apple cider vinegar, lemon juice, water, orange juice, garlic, date (discard water first) and salt.
  • Process the ingredients for about a minute, stopping the food processor and scraping down the sides as needed. It’s okay if there are bits of garlic that don’t get totally blended up.
  • Pour the dressing over the brussels and massage with your clean hands until the dressings is thoroughly incorporated and the brussels have shrunk in bulk.
  • Heat a large skillet or a wok over medium heat for about a minute and then add the dressing soaked brussels. Cook for about 3 minutes, stirring frequently so they don’t stick to the bottom of the pan.
  • Serve with red pepper flakes, raisins and chopped almonds.


If you're cooking for one you can cut this recipe in half. It will easily feed up to 4 people.















Wishing you a happy week. May it be filled with letting go of shit that isn’t serving you.

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  1. Rami @ Tasteaholics on May 4, 2016 at 6:27 pm

    I totally agree! You need to eat healthy, not worry about some calories… Real organic foods

  2. lucie mayer on July 16, 2019 at 9:48 am

    I MUST lose weight. I have diabetes, I am WFPB no oil, but I am not in charge of cooking for myself. Getting me to the kitchen is ok, but I need help getting the weheelchair in. Then, I can’t reach ingredients. I’m working on it.
    My FBG is ALWAYS high, although I am compliant. Human, but compliant. The only help I get from my DR, is when this always-been-slender man tells me to eat no more than 1000 calories a day. From this same guy who skips lunch so he can make hospital visits and criticise what the nutritionist has carefully crafter for a menu.
    Thank you so much for being, and for swearing. It is so liberating to read you and find an echo to my own frustration-fed bad language! I don’t know you, but I love you. 🙂

    • Team Clean Food Dirty Girl on July 16, 2019 at 10:03 am

      Hi Lucie! I’m so glad you found us and thank your for this note for Molly, I know she will see it!

      That must be really frustrating for you to not be able to get your wheelchair into the kitchen without physical help. But! Check out this interview with Tammy from our community who batches from her wheelchair – it may be just the inspiration you need!

      If you haven’t already tried any of our recipes, I recommend starting with any of the free ones on the blog. And, when/if you are ready to go full-on, you can request our Sample Meal Plan over here (look for the blue button that says “Hook me up with a free meal plan”, about 1/2-way down the page).

      The other place you can find inspiration and support is our private Facebook group. You don’t have to subscribe to our plans to join and we’d LOVE to have you!

      If we can help with anything, please reach out to us [email protected].


    • Sara Riegel on February 7, 2023 at 7:55 pm

      i click on this link and it does not take me to the lighten up program, just the main page. i’ve tried searching for it in the plant fueled life recipe type section that i pay for, but i can’t find it there either. Can you please direct me to the program? It sounds like something i would be interested in and I would like to try it. thanks!

      • Stephanie from Team Dirty on February 8, 2023 at 9:42 am

        Hi Sara,

        Thanks so much for your interest! I’m sorry to say that Lighten Up was retired in 2021. However, since you’re a Plant Fueled Life member, you have access to Molly’s coaching replays, which cover similar topics to Lighten Up. In particular, this playlist as well as this one contain videos you may find extra helpful.

        Feel free to email us if you have any questions or would like more support.


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