Flaxseeds: What You Need to Know + Chickpea Crab Cakes

Flaxseeds have been eaten by hippies for a long time. And when I say hippies, I mean my parents. I have very clear memories of flaxseeds from my childhood. They were always stored in a reused plastic bread bag next to the molasses and the carob powder (fucking carob – what a mean trick).

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All About Seaweed + Seaweed Packed Tofu Poke Recipe

There are a few important plant foods that even the plantiest of eaters tend to forget about. These foods aren’t more miraculous than other plant foods, these are just the ones that most people skim over and don’t eat on a regular basis but should, because of their unique nutritional profiles.

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Trust Me, You’ve Plant Blocked + Chunky Veggie Stew with Garbanzo Beans

The last time you went straight past the big bowl of fruit on your kitchen counter and reached for the chocolate in your cupboard? Plant blocking. When you fill up your weekends with so many activities that you have no time to plan and batch for the week ahead? Plant blocking. You are not alone, we all plant block from time to time. I did it just last week when my girlfriend, Luanne was on a cake bender.

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What is WFPB? + Perfectly Roasted Potatoes with No Oil

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Have you ever seen this: WFPB And thought to yourself, what the hell does that mean?
Want Fucking Peanut Butter? Wait For Plan B Warning: Foul Party Breath? Turns out it has nothing to do with peanut butter, an alternative plan, or stale booze breath. WFPB stands for Whole-Food Plant-Based, which refers to the Whole-Food Plant-Based diet.

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Do You Want To Lick My Detox? + Coconut Polenta with Roasted Root Veggies and Tangerine Cashew Cream

Hey baby, do you want to lick my detox? Oh yeah… as long as you rub my cleanse in return.
I’ll rub your cleanse if you put your scoby in my dosha. Okay, but only if your scoby is free of carcinogens, GMOs and gluten. Oh, my scoby is clean, my sexy prana bear. Oh yeah…. let’s take some probiotics and DO THIS. And then when we’re done, we can get our energy read and go for a superfood, goji berry colonic. Blow that didgeridoo baby – let’s get this fuckery started!

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