Traveling While Plant Based and Gluten-Free in Botswana and Zimbabwe

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Waiting for dinner in the dining area.
This tree was incredible. It’s about 3,000 years old, according to the locals, and the trunk can hold up to 100,000 liters (26,000 gallons) of water.
Cornflakes and fruit for breakfast before we continued our road trip through Botswana.
We stopped for a pee and to grab some cold water from our fridge.

We had about 6 small water bottles and 6 one-gallon bottles. We would fill up the big bottles with drinking water whenever we went through a village or town. Then, we would pour water from the big bottles into the little bottles and put the little bottles in the fridge. This way we always had cold drinking water. I spent time every day playing the water game and filling up our bottles. We never got sick on our trip from water or from food.

We arrived at the next lodge at lunchtime and the owner cooked for us. He made me rice and veggies.
We followed the British tradition and had tea time nearly every day. Tea and rice cakes (crackers for Luanne) with peanut butter and jam.
Nothing to do but play cards, drink pink gin (Luanne), sparkling water (me), and nap.
Dinner was some type of chili and corn pap. It wasn’t great, but it was food!
Granola and cornflakes with blueberries before we hit the road to our next stop.

As we drove south, the landscape and animals started to change. Instead of elephants, zebras, and giraffes, there were donkeys and cattle. We were slowly making our way back to Namibia where we would end up in Windhoek, making one big-ass loop.

Donkey in the rearview.
When it was all said and done, we drove about 3,000 miles, which is the width of the United States.
Our last stop in Botswana was Palm Afrique, a super cute place where we spent two nights relaxing and preparing for the last leg of our journey, a 7-hour drive back to Windhoek.
It had been one month since we started our journey.
My period was back and I had some cramps. Nothing that a hot cup of tea directly on my pelvis area couldn’t take care of.
Dinner started with a small salad. The dressing had a lot of ingredients, so I ate it without.
Roasted peppers and onions, carrots and peas, tomato chutney, and pap.
Breakfast was grilled tomatoes, baked beans, pepper kebabs, and roasted mushrooms. It was delightful!
Beautiful flowers in the sand. A reminder that resilience is beautiful.
Sunset on our last night in Botswana. It seemed like I could almost touch the clouds.
Green beans with onions and garlic, lentils, steamed veggies, tomato chutney, and mashed potatoes made with soy milk.

I had a few cans of food left, so I gave some lentils and green beans to the chef and asked if he wouldn’t mind using them for my dinner. He said no problem. He was planning to make mashed potatoes as well and asked if I could have them. I said yes, but asked if for mine he could skip the butter and cream and use my soy milk instead. He said he had never done it but he would give it a try.

When my plate of food came out, I was so happy. The chef had added some garlic and onions to the canned green beans as well as tomato and spices to the canned lentils. He steamed some veggies, made my mashed potatoes without dairy, and also served some tomato chutney on the side.

It was a thoughtful dinner that was made with care. And I could taste it.

Getting close to the Namibia border.
A few more sandy roads to go.
Our final stop and accommodations.

We arrived in Windhoek and stayed at the Villa Vista Guesthouse for two nights before our flight back home. The comfort of air conditioning, consistently hot showers, an in-room refrigerator, access to restaurants and grocery stores, TV, fast internet, and a bug-free room felt luxurious. It was a little shocking to come out of the bush into a city. All of our senses were heightened, and we were super aware of everything.

We went out for dinner. I had potatoes and a spinach curry made with coconut milk.
View of the dining area of the guesthouse from our room at sunset.
Lots of fruit and the last of my cornflakes for breakfast.
A fabulous open-air dining room. It was like staying at someone’s private home.
OH MY GAWDDD. We went out to lunch the next day and we found Chinese food! We were SO STOKED. We ordered this garlic, cabbage, and glass noodle dish that was DELISH.

I don’t know if the food was extra amazing, or if we were just missing the comfort of accessible restaurants, but this meal was SO GOOD. We mmmmm’d our way through lunch.

A really yummy tofu dish.
Checking email and mentally preparing to come back home and return to normal life.
A beautiful mural in Windhoek.
The Chinese restaurant was so good, we went back the next day.

On the day of our flight, the shuttle picked us up and brought us to the airport where we would begin our long journey home. Windhoek, Namibia > Johannesburg, South Africa (2 hours) > Doha, Qatar (8 hours) > Seattle, Washington (14.5 hours) > Maui, Hawaii (6 hours) > BED (AS LONG AS WE COULD SLEEP). It took roughly 30.5 flight hours to get back, not including layovers and time spent waiting in airports.

A plum I brought with me to the airport.
Ready for 30+ hours in the air!
At the airport in Johannesburg, we hit up one of the lounges and they were serving so much vegan food.
Hummus, potatoes, curry, rice, and veggies, I gobbled up every bite.
The day I got home, I tested positive for COVID-19 and spent the next three weeks on the couch. We were tested the day before we left Namibia and were negative. I knew this was a risk, but because I was vaccinated and boosted, I was willing to chance it. Having COVID-19 for three weeks sucked, but I would do it all again if I could.

This was truly a life-changing trip and we definitely plan on going back. We might not drive so much next time, but I’m glad we did it and had that experience.

Eating plant based while traveling is easier than most people think. You might have to get creative, ask for what you need, and get out of your comfort zone, but I’ve never traveled anywhere and not been able to do it. Now I can add Africa to that list.

If you want to travel and eat plant based and/or gluten-free, there is always a way to make it work. My best advice is to keep your expectations low and keep a positive attitude.

Have you been to Africa or to other parts of the world and stuck to eating plant based? Or have you been inspired to book a trip? Talk to me in the comments below. It’s been so fun sharing our trip with you.

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2 Comments

  1. Debra Chan on May 28, 2022 at 7:02 pm

    I was so lucky on my trip to Africa. We stayed in 3 different lodges and each one provided vegan meals for me! I had brought some items for snacks but rarely needed them. There was always cooked veggies, hot cereal and fruit for breakfast and all kinds of beans and lentils and all kinds of curry. Did you ever pee behind termite mounds? That was our go to hehe

    • Team Dirty - Brittany on May 28, 2022 at 7:19 pm

      Sounds like an amazing trip, Debra. Molly said they did not pee on any (lol!) but they saw thousands of them! The mounds changed colors as they drove through different regions of the countries. They also saw mounds that were 20 feet tall!

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