{"id":7359,"date":"2013-10-21T18:24:11","date_gmt":"2013-10-22T01:24:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mackeylabs.com\/cfdg\/?p=7359"},"modified":"2023-02-24T12:18:56","modified_gmt":"2023-02-24T20:18:56","slug":"how-to-milk-an-almond-or-i-want-to-be-friends-with-people-who-have-dream-catchers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cleanfooddirtygirl.com\/how-to-milk-an-almond-or-i-want-to-be-friends-with-people-who-have-dream-catchers\/","title":{"rendered":"How to Milk an Almond (Or, I Want to Be Friends with People Who Have Dream Catchers)"},"content":{"rendered":"

I\u2019m going to go out on a limb here and assume that most of you have never milked an almond. \u00a0It\u2019s pretty out there even for me (but I grew up in a teepee<\/a>, so I don\u2019t know why I just said that).<\/p>\n

I\u2019ve heard of people doing it but I always thought these people to be way cooler than me (and for some reason skinny, tanned and wearing a sarong, even in winter).<\/p>\n

The good people making their own nut milk for sure have a copy of \u201cWild Fermentation\u201d<\/a> sitting on their kitchen table, at least two dream catchers in their house, a bottle of homemade hooch under on their kitchen sink (you guys, I don\u2019t know why it\u2019s under their sink) and definitely only drink from Mason Jars.<\/p>\n

My nut milk makers are most probably named Stella, Lux and Vita and for some reason the Velvet Underground is playing in the background and they are all holding hands.<\/p>\n

Well playas, I\u2019m here to tell you that everyone can make Almond Milk too and frankly, it is absolutely fucking delicious. Those dream catching, hooch makin\u2019, hobo babes are onto something!<\/p>\n

Here’s my basic recipe for how to make almond milk. Try it. It\u2019s not scary, I promise.<\/p>\n\n

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Author: <\/span>Molly Patrick<\/span><\/div>\n