{"id":7359,"date":"2013-10-21T18:24:11","date_gmt":"2013-10-22T01:24:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mackeylabs.com\/cfdg\/?p=7359"},"modified":"2023-02-24T12:18:56","modified_gmt":"2023-02-24T20:18:56","slug":"how-to-milk-an-almond-or-i-want-to-be-friends-with-people-who-have-dream-catchers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cleanfooddirtygirl.com\/how-to-milk-an-almond-or-i-want-to-be-friends-with-people-who-have-dream-catchers\/","title":{"rendered":"How to Milk an Almond (Or, I Want to Be Friends with People Who Have Dream Catchers)"},"content":{"rendered":"
I\u2019m going to go out on a limb here and assume that most of you have never milked an almond. \u00a0It\u2019s pretty out there even for me (but I grew up in a teepee<\/a>, so I don\u2019t know why I just said that).<\/p>\n I\u2019ve heard of people doing it but I always thought these people to be way cooler than me (and for some reason skinny, tanned and wearing a sarong, even in winter).<\/p>\n