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February 25, 2023 by Molly Patrick<\/p>\n

\n\t\tLaying on the floor\n\t<\/h1>\n\t

There’s a certain flavor of hard that, when it hits, the only place you can go is the floor.<\/p>\nThe bed is too high.
\nThe couch is too soft.
\nA chair doesn’t feel right.
\nStanding is out of the question.\n

So you drop as far down as you can get with an exhaustive exhale\u00a0that both screams and whispers, “I don’t have anything left in me right now.<\/b><\/i>” And you stay there as the hard, solid floor holds you, just as you are<\/i>.<\/p>\n

The mental list of everything begging to get done fades away, along with the ability to decide, figure out, hold space for, wrap your head around, plan, dodge, take action, pivot, predict, negotiate, stay positive, or do one more fucking<\/i> thing.<\/p>\n

Not because you don’t want to, but because sometimes we reach a point where the body and mind sweetly and firmly say:<\/p>\nNo more, my love. <\/b>No More.\u00a0<\/b>
\nIt can all wait.\u00a0<\/b>\nNo matter how hard shit gets, remember that we are meant to feel<\/i> this life.
\nSometimes it feels amazing, and sometimes it feels horrible. Sometimes floors are for dancing, and sometimes\u00a0they are for curling up and crying on.\n

The next time the only place you can go is the floor, go there unapologetically and remember that it’s all part of the metamorphosis of your life. You are strong (floor and all). You are capable. And you are worthy of the life you most desire.<\/p>\n

Molly<\/p>\n\t

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